Sunday, August 31, 2008

Happy Birthday Malaysia!

Assalamualaikum W.B.T

Wow! Malaysia is 51 today. I am ever so proud to see how my country has developed over the years. 51 years our country has grown to achieve success and development. Thanks to our honorable and dedicated leaders who successfully lead us to who we are today.

Merdeka means a lot to us and we must continue to embrace the spirit of merdeka within our hearts forever. Merdeka doesn't solely refer to our independence from being conquered by other supreme external powers (penjajah asing) but we must always free our mind from being severely overpowered by sick mentalities. Mentalities that we have been having since the birth of our country.

We must constantly remind ourselves that this country belongs to ALL OF US despite of race, religion and political beliefs. Let us uphold the nation's supremacy. Break the boundary of racism and move forward TOGETHER to enhance our country in all possible means. Remember that our country has not fully developed as we are still lacking in many things. We are waaay behind in our economy in comparison to other developing countries. We are not yet in the comfort zone. Even if we are, we still need to improve ourselves at all times. We will never be at the best but we definitely can strive hard to be better year by year. Start strategising ourselves to be more competitive and to excel better than others in the near future. We know we can do it!

Selamat Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke-51 Malaysia! May Allah bless our country! :)


I have a nice story to share. I got it from Malaysiakini. It is a simple story of Merdeka in 2057. When our country is 100 years old. Malaysia is under the renamed Supremacist Alliance (Barisan Nasional today) - the world's longest-staying political party in power.

Merdeka in year 2057

Lim Teck Ghee | Aug 31, 08 9:39am

It is Merdeka Day 2057. The Supremacist Alliance is in power. Having successfully re-engineered (and renamed) itself several times over, it has the record of being the longest-staying political party in power in the world.

Interviewed over Mal-Jibberish, the sole media agency (all other printed and electronic news media had lost their licences in the great media purge of 2020 or had been swallowed up by the national media Goliath) the Supreme Minister (SM) proclaimed that the Supremacist Alliance looked forward to another hundred years of ruling the country based on its past record of successfully managing the multi-racial society.

merdeka in year 2057 290808 01The SM also proudly announced that the country had, on this momentous day, reached the target population of 70 million proposed by one of the country’s founding fathers many decades ago as part of the national mission to becoming a fully developed country.

This achievement was a full 43 years ahead of the date of 2100 initially envisaged by the country’s Population Ministry and was a testimony to the strong support for the government’s policies from all segments of the country’s population.

At the same time, the SM reminded Malaysians that all challenges, including the horrific effects of rapid global warming on coastal communities - over 10 million Malaysians had lost their homes in the previous five years and had to be resettled in the mountain ranges - could be met if Malaysian stood fast by the original, immutable and sacrosanct ‘social contract’ of 1957.

Out in the streets, the great majority of Malaysians walked past the numerous 1,000-inch interactive TV screens of the live recording of the interview without missing a step or throwing a glance at the giant screen.

They had ceased to care about what was going on. Apathy, demoralisation and fatigue had long set in, and the average Malaysian was just too tired from the daily grind and two-hour work commute.

Despite record oil and gas prices and vast new discoveries that had enabled the country to reach the magical RM100 trillion export figure, Malaysia had lost its economic edge in many fields. Oil revenues enabled the state to subsidise the basic necessities and the country was enjoying its record 13th year of zero inflation according to the Bank Negara and Department of Official Statistics.

But jobs and capital that had left the country had not returned, new employment generation had long ceased and most Malaysians were working a minimum of three jobs to maintain the lifestyle they were used to.

The consolation was that nearly everyone was in the same ‘sampan’. In fact, moonlighting was so widespread that it was rumoured that more than half of the 500-member Malaysian cabinet were engaged in it; although their moonlighting was to regional jobs especially in Burma, the new darling of global investors and recipient of the prestigious United Nations award for “Most Outstanding Multiracial Nation”.

Back home though, the SM called on the nation to renew its vigilance against new plots to destabilise the country by neo-colonialists and local disgruntled malcontents using the United Nations, World Trade Organisation and other external bodies as tools of subversion.

War against Pan-Asian look


These individuals and groups were long-established enemies of the state that could be easily dealt with - their strategies and tactics were familiar. More difficult was the enemy lurking within. The SM was especially forthright about the dangers posed by young unthinking Malaysians that had fallen for the lure of the new ‘dadah’ - the Pan-Asian look.

merdeka in year 2057 290808 02The Pan-Asian look - which had died out in the early part of the century - was now rapidly gaining popularity, despite government discouragement. Because of the local ban, aspiring parents were going overseas to take advantage of advances in bio-medical technology to order the Pan-Asian look for their new born ahead of conception. Those who could not afford to do so were opting for cut rate advanced plastic surgery offered by illegal and unscrupulous Petaling Street operators.

The spread and popularity of the Pan-Asian look had caused serious concern to the ministry responsible for Safeguarding Nationalism, Race and the Social Contract (formerly the Home Ministry). Senior government officials viewed the Pan-Asian look as the major threat to the country’s distinctive ethnic roots and to the status quo which was built on the understanding that categorisation and differentiation of racial groups was the glue that held the country together.

Dramatic advances in eugenics during the past 20 years had made available racial gene pools that would allow for ‘pure’ races. This technology, although frowned on in many countries of the world, had been officially adopted by the government as an essential tool of the national programme aimed at achieving separate racial communities and discouraging - if not demonising - people of mixed races.

The conservation and preservation of pure races was essential to ensure the continuity of the country’s unique historical development but it was also central to the maintenance of state power which had - since what appeared to be time immemorial - been erected on the basis of separate race consciousness and racial (elite) bargaining.

As a result of the popularity of the Pan-Asian look, the race dynamics that entered into every aspect of individual and group consciousness and action was suddenly being undermined.

If Malaysians were not able to look different and deal with each other on the basis of ethnicity, how was social order and stability to be maintained? How could religious tolerance and unity be fostered if mixed races were to become the norm and religious differences were to become blurred or non-existent? The very heart and soul of the country’s character built on separate racial and religious identities was at stake.

The day following Merdeka, the SM announced the setting up of Mission 2080 aimed at revitalising Malaysian’s traditional racial and social order, and the establishment of the National Race Preservation Council to implement the new mission.

On the following day, Mal-Jibberish headlined that business leaders, civil society leaders and the elite from the various ethnic groups pledged their full support to this new - yet old - chapter of Malaysian history.


DR LIM TECK GHEE is former United Nations regional advisor and World Bank senior political scientist.

Friday, August 29, 2008

kAmi aNak mErdeKa!!

31 belum tiba, tapi hampir

kami semangat J2, xde pudar

kibarkan bedera itu sama2!!!

mari2 semangat lebih dr mereka

nyanyi kuat2!! gegarkan MALAYA MERDEKA!!!





ehh...

ade jugak kera trsesat.. tolong mereka.... mereka mau merdeka juga!!





"3 monkeys style" dr senn~zaty~haziqah

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Woman

Salam to all.

I got this from an email sent by my teacher and I know that this is worth sharing.. This is specially dedicated to my mom and my wonderful teachers and lecturers!

The Woman

When a man was sitting beside a sleeping woman after working late one day
A little boy came by and said: “Why spend so much time beside her ?”
And the man answered: “Son, Have you seen all she is capable of ?"
“she functions on all kinds of food, she is able to embrace several kids at the same time, gives a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she does all this with only two hands”.


The little boy was impressed.
“Just two hands....impossible!“
And this is a normal woman?!
“Too much work for one day.... “.
“Indeed”, said the man. “That is why she is my favorite”.
“She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.

The little boy came nearer and touched the woman.
“But she is so soft
“She is soft", said the man, “But she is also so strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.“

“Can she think?" the little boy asked.
The man answered:
“Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The little boy touched the woman’s cheek....
“It seems she is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”
“She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the man corrected the little man.
“What’s it for?" asked the little boy.
And the man said:
“Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”

This made a big impression on the little boy; “Hey, you are lucky.
You know everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"

Indeed she is!

Woman has strengths that amazes man.

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she belives in.
Stand up against injustice.
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.

Her love is unconditional.

She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her
She forgets what she is worth...



Wednesday, August 27, 2008

iZZaN vs HigH hEeLs ???!!



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before this....









adakah iZZaN sudah menukar taste nye yg cOoL itu???!!




hamba Allah : ko penah pkai heels sblum nie?

iZZaN : pnah tp SKALI jew.. tu pun wktu
annual dinner skolah aku taun lepas.
WAJIB plak tu.. stress btul aku..

hamba Allah : harharhar...


to iZZaN ----> sTay cOoL!!!! ;P

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

26august2008

reminderS specifically to J2 members;
  1. 8.30pm.=)
  2. level 1
  3. drinking water
  4. pinggan and cawan.:p

*ps:happy birthday shahrul.

malam semalam punya kisah

develic jay-two-oh-eight
masa dan tarikh: 24 ogos 2008, sebelum jam 12
tempatdiskusi: unit 9-11
ketua segala ketua: SEMUA YG HADIR
tempoh diskusi: tak limit,gelak je lebih
hal yg didiskusi: operasi konon jeng-jeng-jeng
mangsa sasaran: intan shafira, asal melaka, kurus, tinggi
jenis operasi: serang-selimut-lif (paham???!!!)
"ok.korang..mule2 cmni..pastu, cm tu..haaaaa, lepas tu pulak..kite wat yg cm ni lak..then then..go on ja laaaa..aha!!! yes yes..k set"( smbil senyum puas hati)
_ayat ketua segala ketua_
adegan2 yg berjaya di"terkam" alatan teknologi canggih camera:

ketua segala ketua

tapak operasi utama.lif.


skuad bergerak.


gerak laju lagi,rendah lagi




tapi yg ni tak tahan.sempat lagi...haih..;p

ni pun sama

serang!! balut dia dengan selimut!!!ANGKUT DIA!!!
( muke yg seakan girang tuh sebenarnyer tahan berat..heroin lah korang!!!gagah..due2 dak plkn..hoho;p)



jgn putus asa.terus angkut dia!!


yeah!!! dah nak dekat dgn kotak lif!!


"DUSH"
sasaran dah berada di kotak target

dalam hati kami
(HAHAHAHAHA)
gelak besar

ya.intan ketar..menjadi lah juga..;p





happy birthday intan:)
25 august 2008
we love u
sincerely; ur wonderful J2:)
konklusi operasi:
  • intan tak ringan seperti yg disangka
  • kalo nak lagi gempak, tinggal mangsa tanpa access card dalam lif
  • kalo nak buat operasi jgn bising, mahupun gelak lebih (kami buat nih)..hahahhaa
paling utama;
kami KETUA SEGALA KETUA akan buat lagi
yg akan dtg.tunggu ya...
(hehehhe)



btw, the moment im writing this, its already 26th aug..so, HApPy bday SHAHRUL pula:)



Monday, August 25, 2008

pushing the limit.

hello guys!

math test was like whoahhhhhhhhhh!
*speechless*
agree?

okayokay. let's forget about maths now.
but don't forget that we are still having our esl and biology tests later this week.
(oh my, oh my!)

and then next week we're having our chemistry test and if i'm not mistaken, islamic studies' test too, right?

and please remember that we still need to finish our esl powerpoint slides by this week. and do not forget your physic's research!

note to EAP group 8, please be prepared for your presentation the next tuesday okay?

WE CAN DO THIS!
*zaty semangat tak paham. sorrylah ye?*

//stress? no wonder i am growing more and more pimples on my face. bluerghhhh.